I'm Brodie McHaggis. I spend my days tripling around the Dunroamin
hillside in a world that is so different from yours. You probably walk,
because you've only got two legs - but I triple on what you would probably say,
my three funny legs. I know you've got two arms and legs - I think that
looks just plain weird. Cool, anyway ... Mum and Dad think that's
what I' do all day - but really, I'm in search of the truth about us haggises
and where we come from. You see, the grown ups keep talking about the
silent protector. They whisper about there being witches and nobody - just
nobody - will swim in the loch for fear of the kelpie. Dad won't answer
any of my questions. I don't know what the kelpie is or does, I don't know
what the silent protector is and as for witches! So I just had to go and
find out for myself.
I didn't really mean to leave home. I didn't even
know I'd ever end up in a world where humans exist. Mum and Dad always
said that humans just didn't exist and not to spend my days worrying about
it. But, I found out they do! And they've only got 5 toes on each of
their funny bare legs and five on those funny things called arms. They
don't have any fur on their skin either - yeuch!
Well, anyway - I had no idea of how much danger lay ahead of
me when I stumbled into my first adventure in
Loch Ness. I just went for a swim one
day ... yes, I know Mum and Dad said that I wasn't allowed into the loch - but,
it was just so tempting. And, oh my goodness - what a lot of trouble it
has got me into. I'm beginning to wish I really listened to them.
And, it even got worse when I was faced with the Curse of the Scotch Mist
in my next adventure as I continued my quest to free the haggis from its darkest
and oldest enemies. I had to - I'd caused so much trouble the first time
around. Oh dear.
hope you catch up with me on my adventures, and keep visiting my website and you
keep up to date with me and some of my friends.
Sorry, but I can't leave any photos of me or maps where
I live. There are haggis hunters out there that we have to hide away
from. But I did pose for a few photos. This painting was done of me
and Nessie if you can
right-clicking your mouse on the picture, you can save it as your new wallpaper.
I'm always busy with his adventures, I will be back from time to time to answer your questions and emails.
Make sure you visit The Bothy where can get a Brodie's Brainy Buddy certificate for your bedroom
wall and keep up to date with what is happening.