I have told my stories through my very own books,
"Brodie McHaggis and the Secret of Loch Ness",
and adventure, "Brodie
McHaggis and the Curse of the Scotch Mist".
I promise you that they will take you through a turmoil of magical adventure -
magic and adventure that I never knew existed. You will hear how I met
Gertruda the witch and Booger the Ghillie Dhu. Then there were Dork
and Klutz the funny bird-like creatures who captured us - me and Erin. It was pretty
scary stuff at the time, but we're safe ... at least for the mean time. Thanks
partly to my lucky white heather.
Loch Ness holds an ocean of mysteries, but only one secret. Whether you're 7
years old, or 10 like me, or 97 (97?!), I will become part of your life as you travel with
me on my mission to find out the truth, and discover the Secret of Loch Ness and
battle the Curse of the Scotch Mist.
Hear what I have to say about some of his friends … and enemies:
Angus McMail - he delivers messages through his network of
He's pretty clumsy, but he's alright, really.
Jock McHaggis - he's my dad and he always gets annoyed when I ask him lots of questions about our myths and why we think rowan trees protect us. But, I just keep on asking him!
Holly McHaggis - she's my mum. Everybody thinks she's great.
Iron McGillis - he's a delinquent!
Saunders McRancid - he 's
disgusting. He smells.
Kyla McHarris - <sigh>, she's lovely ... [Brodie
The Kelpie - ... er ... I'd prefer not to talk about the hideous ... thing ...
[Brodie is trembling.]
Gertruda McNorris - ... she's even more
hideous! She's a horrible, mean witch and wants to kill me and all of my
family and friends. [Brodie's really angry now ... think he might turn
someone into lucky white heather!]
Erin Scott - ...
funny-looking things these humans ... but Erin is the best friend I've ever had even though she's a human.
She ... oh ...
[oh dear, Brodie's crying, and have pity on him because he has four
nostrils so there's a lot of running nose to clean!]
Booger - he's that wimpy little ghillie dhu who
thinks he owns the forest. Yeuch!
Gnogard - he's that ghastly gnome who would sell
his own granny if it would make him handsome. Grrrr ...
Come and join me in my adventures of mystery, magic and
mayhem and meet lots of
other characters such as Big Bag and Knobbly Knees, the gallump, faeries and
goblins, boglouts, Nessie and the Stewarts as I visit Loch Ness and the Urquhart
and Skibo Castles. See you there!